Woman's And Man's Diary

Another funny has come to me via email. No idea who wrote it, but it is quite accurate I think…

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him -
thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.

I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I
wondered if he was going to come in.

He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half
shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to
bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.

He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise,
we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's
found someone else.

MAN'S DIARY:

Saturday

Newcastle lost. Gutted. Got shag though.


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